Part 479: Robin B

Why good day, Robin! How fare you? Enjoying this weather?

...Tharja? What are you doing?

What, me? Ho ho! Whatever do you mean. Just a normal greeting on a typical day. ...Why? Are you concerned for my welfare, my lady?

Um, well... I suppose, in a way.

You ARE?! Why, how sweeeeeet!

Actually, I'm more concerned about whatever you're planning for me.

Of course I have a plan for you, silly-billy! Now close your eyes, and get ready for... A slice of liver-and-eel pie! That's your favorite, correct? Oh, I do so adore baking...

...Are you SURE you're all right, Tharja? You didn't eat anything strange, did you? Miscast a hex? Hit your head on a rock?

Oh ho ho, goodness me! Such an imagination you have, my lady. I'm sure I wouldn't know anything about anything strange, much less eat it! Just a typical day for a typical girl here.

This is about our conversation from before, isn't it?

Don't be silly. Now have some pie!

Look, I don't want-MMPH!

*Munch, munch, munch* ...Actually, that's delicious.

Oh, huzzah! I've been working on the recipe every day after normal practice!

"Normal practice"...? You mean you've been practicing being normal?

Indeed! And it worked! I'm perfectly normal now! Ho ho! My yes, so typically normally plain.

Do you realize that your "typical normal" is actually very, very unusual?

Oh my, huzzah? Goodness, I simply must...something?

Tharja, I'm sorry about what I said before. You shouldn't have listened to me. I liked you more the way you were, so can you go back to being the old Tharja?

Gracious, I... I have been practicing so diligently as of late, I'm not sure I can stop!